The Vibe Behind the Fabric

We Woke Up Like This. Barely.

Welcome to Life B4 Coffee, where caffeine meets creativity and attitude gets printed on… well, anything. From graphic tees to random must-haves you didn’t know you needed, we’re here for your mood, your Monday, and your messy desk.

🧵 What We Stand For:

✦ Chaos, but Curated
T-shirts, mugs, rugs, whatever — if it’s got sass or solves a meltdown, it might end up here.

✦ Clothes with Character
Every tee, mug, or hoodie carries more than just ink — it carries a mood. Whether it’s “Don’t Talk to Me Before Caffeine” or “I’m Not Lazy, I’m Energy Efficient,” we wear what we can’t always say out loud.

✦ Humour is a Lifestyle
This isn’t about trends — it’s about relatable chaos, Monday meltdowns, and those laugh-later moments that unite us all.

✦ Small Brand, Big Personality
We design some things, handpick others, and obsess over all of it. Carefully chosen, caffeine-approved.

✨ Need Something Extra?
We also take personalised orders on request — whether you need a cheeky slogan on a tee for a birthday, a matching mug for your work bestie, or a design to say what words can’t at your next awkward family dinner.
Just reach out. We love a creative challenge.

💬 Why the Name?
Because let’s be honest: life before coffee is rough. So the designs match that vibe — a little tired, a little spicy, but always unapologetically you.

📍 Where We Are
Based in the UK, shipping worldwide, and fuelled by strong coffee and stronger opinions. Want to collab? Complain? Or just vent about Mondays? Contact us.